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Friday 9 March 2007

Any of These Laws of Boating Ring a Ship's Bell?

Spectators’ Law. The likelihood of an accident is in direct proportion to the size of the audience.

Wellingtons’ Law. The depth of mud or water will always be greater than the height of your boots by one inch.

Keys’ Law. The boat keys will be in the pocket of the jacket you are not wearing.

Benzene’s Law. The outboard motor on your tender will only ever run out of fuel at the furthest possible distance from your boat.

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