Two of our yacht club members were looking forward to introducing their new girlfriends to life on board. It would be the girls’ first time on a boat so our two chaps decided to bet each other on what the girls’ first question might be. One bet ‘Hey, where are the brakes on this thing?’ and the other, ‘What’s the pointed end called?’ My how they laughed as they both put down a $5 bill on the chart table – winner take all.
At last the girls arrived and had a good look around the boat. The guys waited in eager anticipation when eventually one of the girls asked, ‘Tell me, what are those two $5 bills doing on the chart table?’
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